Monday, December 31, 2012

Melia Cayo Santa Maria Dec 2012



This review will be a bit different as this time I (Derek) will write the bulk of it while Geri will add her thoughts here and there in italics.

We won’t be covering everything in a lot of detail.  We’ll just note the things that are new (to us at least;). It has been a few years since we have stayed at the Melia, (though we have spent a day or two there whilst registered elsewhere) and those things that have changed, those things that have not changed but which we think should or shouldn’t - if that makes any sense.

The trip was a portent of things to come: it was by far the best travel day(s) we have had in a long time, perhaps ever.  We booked though our local CAA agency and as a result had a night at the Sheraton on Dixon Road near Toronto Pearson (not the one built into Terminal 3) and free parking for the whole trip included.  We avoided rush hour on the way into Toronto, had no trouble getting to sleep early, caught the shuttle in leisurely fashion, enjoyed our (paid-for) priority check-in and had a fine flight down.

Airport in Cuba as always, save for the near-complete expansion of the parking lot bar. 

Geri: They had a temporary bar set up and luckily it was set up in front of our bus.  No chance of missing that bus.  

This time (unlike our last trip to CubaJ) we managed to catch the right bus and were established by 14:00, glasses of champers (OK, sparkling wine, leave me with my holiday illusions). 

Geri- ‘established’ means slightly unpacked, long pants shed, and back to the lobby bar.

Speaking of champagne, there’s an alcove off the lobby bar that has champagne and fresh orange juice available all morning.  There’s the same in the buffet restaurant, but it only goes into the ice about the time the restaurant opens and so it can be warmish, depending on your eating time. 

Geri:  Our reservations for the 1st week were in the registration package we received by the airport. It also included room number and bracelet. It is my preferred way. No lineups. 

The room was as always.  Showed a bit of wear here and there but nothing serious.  From our first stay back the year the resort opened we’ve always thought it odd that a high-end resort like the Melia doesn’t provide facecloths and facial tissues in the rooms.

We were in 1722.  Building 17, as far as we can recall, has been the only building we’ve ever stayed in.  We like it and will request it again.  Close to the beach (right across the walkway from the Ranchon restaurant) and pools and most importantly, the poolside grill. 

Geri: The towel and book exchange is also right there.

The important stuff first: all the bars we tried, and I think we tried them all save for the one in the waiting room outside the French and Japanese reataurants, make pina coladas from scratch, not from mix.  Yum.  Not so the margarita mix unfortunately.  Margaritas have also been a problem for us in Cuba going back to the early 90’s when we were served them in glasses rimmed with sugar.  :-)

We expected the restaurants to be pretty empty given that the hotel was less than half full while we were there.  But even so, few people seem to have figured out that the pool grill served great a la carte breakfasts.  We had it to ourselves most mornings.  We did eat at the breakfast buffet a couple of times (once to test and once while on a bacon safari) and it was fine.  Much improved really.  They have removed or cut down much of the wall between the serving and eating areas and that has done a great deal to improve traffic flow.  Of course the resort was nowhere near full, but still we think it is much better.

The Ranchon serves as the beach grill at lunch, no change there.  The food was quite good by any standard I think.  A charcoal BBQ cooked meats and veg while the fish was done in the kitchen.  I’m no fan of their little buffet hot table.

Geri: there is also a buffet with a salad bar and various hot dishes, including poutine. They always had 2 or 3 choices of potatoes incl sweet potatoes. 

I have to say that each time we visit the Mediterranean restaurant the menu has gone downhill.  When it first opened I thought it was one of the best if not the best a la carte at any of the Cuban resorts we’ve visited.   Now it’s a spot I would avoid.

It is also showing some wear and could use some ceiling repairs.

At the other end of the spectrum was the Japanese restaurant.  It was quite good with a pretty good show put on by the chefs at each of the tables.  The sushi was even real sushi, not some concoction made of canned tuna.  The soy sauce way salty: of the VH variety rather than the brewed kind (Kikkoman et al).

In between are the Italian and the French.  The Italian isn’t as good as it was in the days when you got a really nice beef carpaccio with olive oil (which then evolved into carpaccio with mayo masquerading as aioli and thence off the menu entirely) and you had a choice of pasta and a choice of perhaps 5 different sauces, but it was otherwise acceptable.

Better than the Italian, the French had an acceptable chateaubriand and a choice of wines.  The veg overcooked.

A nice feature is the waiting room/bar that serves the Japanese and French restaurants.  Up to about 20 people can wait in a lounge area for their service time to come up. 
 There’s a bar and bartender who will announce when each restaurant is ready to receive guests.   Wine, beer, liquor.  

Because (we think) the hotel had so few quests the buffet was open every second night, the a la carte spots the other days.  And the Mediterranean restaurant had a fixed menu the even we ate there, no options.  Dinner at the buffet was pretty standard.  I found it easy to make up a light mean of cold cuts, olives, cheese etc.

Regardless which restaurant we ate in, we were always grateful for having remembered to bring our humidity-proof travel salt and pepper shaker (from Lee Valley).  As is now my habit I brought along a bottle of hot sauce.  Though, on a visit to the Sol we noticed a bottle at each table at the beach grill.

What we didn’t remember to bring were our coffee mugs.  And we only had one water bottle for beach bar use.  The latter a special pain as the plastic glasses used at the pool bar and the beach are not only wasteful but tiny.  And seemingly getting smaller every year.  We have some Cristal plastic beer glasses at home from years ago that we use for the odd BBQ at our place.  They’ll hold a full 330ml bottle of beer.  Five years from now thimbles?  :-)

For morning cappuccinos I would use the ceramic mugs that sat next to the room’s coffee machine.  Refills not problem given how close we were to the snack bar.

Bars all good, as always.  Beach and pool bars offer chair service.  Order 4-5 of whatever you drink would be our advice unless you remember to bring your own insulated mugs or cups.  There’s only the one server at each and so it can be a while between tours and these plastic cups are near thimble-sized.  :-)

The bank service was unchanged.  200CAD got us 196CUC.

A new (to us) development was the number of guests from Latin America.  Canadians were a majority, but there were also folks from Germany and Spain and Russia.  Staff and regulars report that the summer is busy with an increasing number of Cubans using the resorts.

The beach was as always for the most part, though on the day we walked down to Memories Azul we noticed (couldn’t help it really) that was no real beach at the Barcelo.  Instead there was a 3-4m limestone cliff dropped straight down to the sand.  There was literally no way to get the beach there unless you brought your own ladder.  Clearly Sandy was responsible.  See some photos I took for details.

There were afternoon and evening entertainments of course.  Around 4 there were fashion shows, trick bike demonstrations, music etc by the pool.  Music and one night a magician in the lobby bar leading into the evening stage show.  The show was a cut-down edition as the resort was so empty.  ‘Black and White’ were part of it.  Bit disappointing as their usual humour-and-music approach was directed out (though it was back when we saw them at the Ranchon at lunch one day).

The animation staff was blessedly quiet for most of our stay.  Though if I could find the person (I use the term loosely) who set up both the beach and poolside playlists to blare out ‘The Big Bamboo’ every twenty minutes or so I would happily strangle them.
Week 2 of our stay we refer to as The Week the Yobs Arrived.  They calmed down after a day or two, but a bunch of boys from Toronto spent their first week out from under their mothers doing things like having contests to see if they could jump in the pool after downing one drink while not spilling another in the other hand.

The one real downer was four days with little or no hot water.  It was fixed before we left after a team of plumbers went close to 48 hours straight.  No great crisis however: even ‘cold’ the water was warm enough to shower in, if a bit bracing.

Otherwise the worst I can say about the place is that the new bits of the resort  (the French and Japanese restaurants for example) or a visit to the Las Dunas next door make parts of the Melia, especially the lobby bar, look a little in need of some freshening.

Misc:

My standard leave-me-alone-I-don’t-want-to-talk bar ploy by leading the person approaching me to think I am a cricket fan, fell down badly when it was a Windy supporter who sat down next to me.  Works well in Canadian hotel bars though.  “Sorry, am not a hockey fan, but did you see the latest India-England test?” usually gets me back to my book pretty quick.  :-)

Ernesto from the animacion staff held tai chi classes on the beach every morning.  20+ participants not unusual.  I like this not because I participated, but because a tai chi class is a lot quieter and easier to deal with when you’re trying to read than are dance classes, aquafit etc.

The nude beach at the far west end of the Sol’s section of the beach was fine.  And for a change the bar service extends to that area.

Sol Visit:

Lots of old friends to see.  We’ve heard people talk about how, though it is technically not as highly-rated (3.5 stars I think, compared to the Melia’s 4 or even 4.5 rating), the Sol remains busy full year-round and has way more regulars than the other hotels on CSM.  The ‘atmosphere’ is what does it.  The lack of staff turnover is both an indicator of this as well as a reason for it.  The dialectical nature of the hospitality biz?  J:-)  Anyway, the Sol was clearly busier than the Melia.

One important note to regulars: Elsie at the pizza restaurant is retiring in May.
Each time we pop into the Sol, whether to stay or just to visit, we are struck by the more ‘wild’ approach to landscaping there.  And by the quality and variety of the food at the buffet restaurant – which now offers pogos!!!

A sign of age: I can remember when the beach grill at the Sol was a bunch of stumps and palapas.  Now the last of the stumps are gone, replaced with decking and picnic tables.

News of Other Resorts:

We ran into two couples who had stayed at the Buenavista.  One couple loved it, especially for the snorkelling nearby.  The other complained about weedy beaches and the food not being as good as the other resorts.  Both mentioned being outside having a shower when the bug sprayer went past.

The Memories resorts continue to get decent reviews, especially with regard to food.
Las Dunas was as always.  We were again impressed by the lobby bar and the buffet’s food.  But a word of warning: it was almost as empty of guests as the Melia.  When packed, as it was when we last stayed there, things move slower and can be more complicated.  We’re talking about perhaps going again, despite its size, and trying for a slow period.

The Return:

Mostly went well, but there was much-heightened security entering the departures area.  Geri had to dump her water and lost a lighter. I lost a jeweller’s screwdriver.  No biggy but it was as tight as at home, which is to say a little tighter than normal for Cuba.  I mention it only because repeat travellers might want to be a little more careful about what they pack where.

The best part of the last day?  After 14 days of perfect weather, about an hour before we got onto the bus for the airport it started to rain.  Makes leaving a little more bearable.  :-)

Happy to answer questions.  Look for some further comments from Geri below.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Typical Cuban Resort Family Trip

Blau Resort Report for April 16 –23 2006

Trip to Airport

It was quite a sight. That Judy just brings so much luggage. The station wagon was full and Derek put 2 suitcases on the roof of the car. Judy also had one with her in the back seat. And we had not yet picked up Ally Bear. Derek suggested he take us to the airport and then go back and get Ally Bear but I am always nervous about getting separated. He tied down the suitcases on the roof and Judy was sure they would not hold and so went through the garage looking for additional rope. Derek went to various places in town, but it was Easter Sunday and everything was closed. We would just have to take our chances. Derek was not impressed that there was doubt. I was sure it would be okay because Derek is overly careful and cautious rather than lax. It was a very pleasant drive however, as Derek drove slower than I have ever experienced. Once we had got passed Oshawa, he figured that the cases would be staying on the roof and we would make it.

When we arrived at my daughter’s place Ally was ready and she had only 1 suitcase and a carry on shoulder bag. It went in the back seat between her and Judy for the drive to the airport.

As usual once we arrived it was a series of hurry up and wait. We hurried through the line, went quickly, we hurried through security, went quickly and then it was the waiting game. We always arrive too early and then get very bored just waiting.

We flew Club Class and it makes everything much easier, faster and more comfortable. Champagne and orange juice while everyone boarded. Good food and wine throughout the flight. 1 washroom for 24 people means no line ups. Good flight.


Arrival & check in

Arrived and our luggage was very quick, except for my little suitcase. I had filled it with candy. They wanted to check it. They wanted to know if my granddaughter would eat all of the candy and I said she would share it with friends. They allowed it all to go through. Judy was also stopped and so it delayed things. The trip to the resort is not long so it was okay that we did not get to sit near the front of the bus, however, I did get slightly sick even on that short trip. I was wearing my “Happy Face” button and lanyard and 2 young women who were on the bus asked if we were from the happy face forum on the internet. She said she had just discovered it before they left and really found it to be very helpful. It was the best one they saw and she would be asking me things during the week if that was okay. Of course, it was. We did see them on the beach and even shared our lifeguard with them (well, a little bit) Judy is pretty stingy in that area.

Arrived safe and sound and then had some difficulty with check in. The Blau has not adopted the pre check in and you have to line up and there are no tags for the luggage until you check in. Derek and Ally and I decided to let the crowd go ahead and we would relax at the outdoor café. Judy was on an earlier bus and so she was all done when we arrived. Her luggage was in her room but not the room or the building we had requested. When I went to registrar they were already trying to work on a solution. They were working on my solution before I knew I had a problem. They had put Derek and I in bldg # 14 and Ally Bear in bldg # 22. That would not work. I am not sure if they just figured it out when Judy asked for bldg 15 as we requested and they looked it up or what but we needed to do something. After a very long discussion and a lot of to-o o o o oo-ng and fr o oo o o o o o ing , it was agreed that we would both be in bldg 25 for 1 night and then in the am we would both move to bldg 22. By this time Derek was ready to flop anywhere and has an aversion to moving no matter what. He headed off to bed and Ally and I went around to say hi to all of our friends and then to do a short walk on the beach. No need to unpack and si it was nice to sit and listen to the waves and relax.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

EuroCircle 2004

This is both by request and off the top of my head, so apologies in advance and/or blame the folks who asked for this!

Geri and I hit the beaches in Cuba (usually but not always in Cayos, CSM being our current fave) 2-3 times a year and have been doing so since 1990 or 1991. One of our claims to fame is the fact that were were at the first hotel on the Cayos (then Guitart, now Blau) the year it opened.

In any case, while we would never pass up our 'arrive, lie down on the beach, get up two weeks later and fly home' vacations, we also have a secret life as more active tourists. This year's project was a mix of western and Central Europe on the fly. We deliberatley booked only two spots to stay: a B&B for our arrival in Amsterdam and a hotel in Paris as we were to be there for Geri's birthday and two of the kids were able to get time off from work to join us for dinner on her 60th!

Amsterdam
was a lotta fun. I lived there for a while in my teens and it was fun, if strange, to go back and see so many changes...and so many things the same. We enjoyed the 'coffeeshops' a great deal! And looking at the Netherland's (and most other European countries except France) experience with legalizing marijuana was instructive given the debate here on de-criminalization. Ie., much as what happened here and in the States when alcohol was de-criminalized.

Food was another matter. I have always found Dutch food on the bland side, and even trying to get a spice fix by hitting an Indian or Indonesian restaurant didn't do it. Everyone seemed to think the food was hotter than hades. Even Geri, not one for the tangy, found it bland. Lonely Planet (our bible) says it's a matter of local tastes watering down imported food prep techniques.

Mmmm...there's a lot of stuff about food in this report. That should tell you something about me!

Funny, I think the best Dutch restaurant I know of is in Oxford (UK). And the best food we had in Amsterdam was at a Greek restaurant!

Geri will have to provide the name, but we spent a day at a tulip farm/gardens/amusement park (if you can imagine such a thing - I'm not a gardener so I couldn't, but there it was. All 100 hectares of it!).

We usually just walk around a place, and we did lots of that for the week we were there. We did everything we wanted to exept for a couple of out-of-town day trips which we didn't get to. But as we quickly after arrival agreed that we'd be headed back, a lot of the urgent need to see and do everything on our list disappeared.

Our B&B I would highly recommend for all but the coldest time of year. It was a small house at the bottom of our host's garden. Like having our own little house in the inner suburbs. We quickly made friends at the corner pub and it was like our old neighbourhood in Toronto all over again.

Next on our list was the Czech Republic, Prague to be exact. When we started to slow down in Amsterdam we spent an hour in an internet cafe and came up with a 14th convent that has been converted into a small (20 room?) hotel. It came recommended by Lonely Planet, and as always we weren't disappointed when following their advice.

Wonderful time in a pretty city. Wonderful architecture and the city centre has been very well preserved. Interesting seeing a post-communist society too. I'm sure there are up sides of a material and other nature, but pretty clearly there are down sides too.

One of my nicest memories of the entire trip is sitting on the patio of a bar out over the river, drinking some wine and watching the sun go down behind Prague castle...

Vienna was the next spot when we got...not exactly bored....just ready to move on. Spectacular architecture from the imperial period. Magnificently laid-out city. Between the bicycle lanes on all major roads in the centre and the wonderful (even by European standards) public transit system.

Viennese street food a hoot. No surprise: it features lots of different sausages. The local fave is something stuffed with cheese and called a 'hunchback full of pus.'

Yum. :)

Viennese hotel again small, but LP-recommended and only a 5 minutes stroll from the old city centre and museum quarter.

Zurich: what can I say, there really is a bank on every streetcorner...and in the middle of every block. And above every bank is another bank. And underneath the streets are the bank vaults with, reputedly, billions in gold and black market money.

Very neat, very tidy, all the things you'd expect, but also a lot more interesting than I would have thought. Much more multi-cultural. We were there on Mayday and joined the march, wound-up as the festival in a local park, sampled all kinds of food and bought t-shirts in support of group sending medical supplies to Cuba!

Very interesting dance club and music scene. Wish we had spent more time there, but it was a last-minute decision. We had originally planned to zip from Vienna into Venice just for the trip through the Alps and because we spent a lot but too little time (if you get my pasta and seafood-loving drift) at a restaurant there a couple of years ago.

But as that would have taken us further from Paris, where we had to be on 5 May, we went to Zurich instead.

Paris I must admit to not liking much prior to this visit. But as Geri has never been and it was her birthday...

Actually, it has always been Parisiens I had trouble with. But then the latest of my previous 3 visits was 20 years ago. And it was the best, I had thought because I had had the forethought to be there during August when most Parisiens take their vacations.

I was pleasantly surprised. Had a great time, ate way too much very good food (the Atkins diet was not invented in France, nor are sales of the book doing well in the land of the croissant).

I am also invertedly-snobbishly am pleased to say I have now been to Paris 4 times and have yet to get close to the Eiffel Tower!

Paris hotel was basic (the way we like to pay if not live while travelling), but right across the street from the main building of the Sorbonne in the Latin Quarter. And not, as we discovered, much of a walk from the Abbey Bookshop, an overstuffed wonderful Canadian bookstore that's doing a booming business and where you can get a free cup of coffee with maple syrup while you browse.

On the Great Day, the kids arrived late morning after changing planes in Amsterdam, and we had a wonderful dinner on the left bank looking out on Notre Dame. Lots of champers and news from home.

After Paris we hopped the TGV (normally we travel 2nd class on the milk runs) to Amsterdam and 4 days of decompressing in a spot that felt almost like home before taking the final leap and heading into Pearson. We liked the B&B we had the first time there that we booked it again on our return.
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Nicaragua Feb 2007

We're back, had a heck of an interesting vacation.

If anyone is interested here are the snaps:

http://flickr.com/ph...57594574198188/
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Here's the texts of various e-postcards we sent while there to family and friends...
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Since several of you wanted to know re. Nicaragua how it compares with Cuba...the first thing you notice when you get off the plane in Managua is that Cubans have fee dental care. Nicas don’t.

The second thing you notice is that even in town, most people under the age of 15 or so don’t have or don’t wear shoes.

Next you notice that the bellhop at your hotel is wearing a holster with a largish revolver in it. So does the pool guy and at least one of the waiters (the room service guy I think, his job is riskier than working tables).

Not far from where I am sitting right now is Mercado Oriental (Eastern Market). Anyone for a live hand grenade as a souvenir?

Perhaps an AKM or an Uzi¿ No joke. Live and not a paperweight.

Our hotel out on the Pacific coast was quite nice, wonderful view right on the beach. Very nice food, though no hot water etc.

Poverty here reminds me of India. Immense wealth right next to people who clearly have one set of clothes and no more. Geri and I spent a pleasant afternoon in the shade with beer a few days ago looking at a house that would not be out of place in Forest Hill in Toronto, surrounded by a wall topped with 3-4 rows of razor wire, a sentry in a concrete box with an assault rifle, and dozens of houses made from sticks and plastic sheeting, sharing an outhouse that was four sticks wrapped with one garbage bags for privacy and a broken pipe and concrete bowl for water.

¨Pleasant¨ in that we were imagining living below the ´big house´ plotting robbery, arson, and murder.

:-) sort of, but after three beers and watching life there...

Big chunks of even Managua like that too. Only corrugated iron and zinc rather than plastic.

Lots and lots of guns. Our hotel here in Managua has a law firm next door.
It has a guardbox at the entrance. A nice man with a general-purpose machine gun in it. This on a main street in a fairly ritzy district.

I’d like to think it’s the result of Nicas sharing my attitude towards the
legal profession, but I suspect it’s more generalized than that. :-)

On the up side, though they have clearly made huge compromises to get back in office, the Sandinistas just announced that they are making schooling mandatory and free again. Something it hasn’t been since they lost the 1990 election. So the hordes of kids on the street may have a place to go, though the opposition Liberal Constitutional Party is saying this can’t be afforded and that after 16 years of fees and the ´freedom’ not to send your kids to school there aren’t enough school places.

Oh, and the really cheery bit on the kid front, other than the appalling
mortality rate and the fact that abortion for any reason was made illegal just before the elections, about 20 % of the under-5 population suffers from rickets or some other nutritional condition.

One last downer before I sign off and come back in a few days with some of the positive things that sink in after you meet and talk with people...this place seems to be for US boys in their twenties what Prague is for the Brits of the same gender and age: a place to go for the hookers, the cheap beer and the surfing (OK, the surfing in Prague isn’t what it used to be since they built the floodways...).

J

Quite irritating, loud and rude. Still, the grenades work out to about
$35CAD each so... :-)

Gotta go. This ain’t Cobourg it’s true, but for all the firearms walking
around (signs outside restaurants ask people t leave them outside. Top end spots will check them), they have a fine beer in Victoria (victory).

I think I will sit outside, have one or two and count the number of sales the dozens of street vendors at the corner lights make. Not many I suspect.

Despite the fact that you can buy just about anything from them. One tried to sell me a parrot (or something similar) and a bag full of water and turtles on the way into town.

Just a bit different from Cuba, for those who were asking for a comparison.

Just a bit.

It is safe, or at least as safe as it gets in Central America, though there’s some debate about whether a lot of crime gets reported given what people think of the police, the kind of service the poor would get from them or any other public officials.

If you stayed in Managua where we are you could be in Spain, it’s just that no one wants you to walk in certain parts of town and they get very excited about it when you leave the hotel.

But in this neighbourhood there are great, dirt cheap bars and restaurants, and while the city water isn’t always drinkable, most of the (very nice) houses in this area have their own water and generator systems. Pretending there’s nothing else out there, the worst you could say about this part of the city is that it is clear that the European-looking folks are the owners and patrons of the bars etc., the ones who live in the houses. The aboriginal-looking folks are
the servers and the gardeners.

It’s when you leave the touristy bits that things change fast. Fast, fast, fast. A big part of the city was never restored after the earthquake in 1972 and while a few government buildings went in, much is open space, much is a slum of homes built of corrugated metal (remember how hot and sunny it is here), plastic and scrap wood and cement blocks.

All about a 5-minute walk from one of the ritzier hotels in town, this huge neo-Wright pyramid, that in turn is in the shadow of the giant metal silhouette of Sandino that sits at the edge of the volcano crater right in the centre of the city.

Folks all friendly enough, but not like Cuba. Not the same energy. I keep thinking they’re like the people in Belfast: after so many years of civil war, following on 50 years of military rule, nobody’s left feeling real outgoing.

Oh, and the mine thing (which I referred to in my last and which Risa and Daria got concerned about) happened a few years ago. The southern and western parts of the country and pretty much de-mined. The north is closed to tourists because of bandits (love that word “I met a buncha bandits yesterday and they were saying…”), but we’re not going there, or to the Caribbean coast where mines are still a problem in some areas. Losing your livestock to them can still be a major problem for small farmers.

In fact later today we’re off to the Best Western Aeropuerto where we meet the rest of our group tonight. We’re taking it easy as Geri has a cold. So an afternoon by the pool and much beer while Geri naps.

Anyway, I am fine, having a GREAT time and wish you were both here. Current hotel has 13 rooms, great food, a colonial mansion with a central courtyard with a garden and fountain...all protected by a nice man with a pistol and a shotgun and a doorman’s uniform at the front door.

It wouldn’t be Managua if he didn’t have at least two weapons.

:-)

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I spent an exciting morning today talking about sorghum storage and sales.

Geri spoke the words "I could have done with just two tops, two shorts and two pair of shoes".

No lie, on either count!

Details to follow. We (finally) get to the factory inspections in the Managua maquila zone tomorrow. I need to get back into a city or I will start chewing hay and talking about planting time and whether it will rain tomorrow (eating into the Weather Network’s gig).


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I’m in a small town called Rivas in southern Nicaragua, not far from the Costa Rican border.

Church here has this wonderfully goofy mural around the inside of its
dome/cupola.

Four ships. Three sinking and burning and such, one sailing victorious back into harbour.

The three; communism, Protestantism, secularism.

The fourth¿ Catholicism, of course.

Wonderfully, wonderfully cheesie.

And, of course, I could not get a photo. Will try again, but standing behind the priest as he works his gig, snapping photos of the ceiling may not go down all that well.

Darn.

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Well, this is my second attempt at this. The first, about three pages (so perhaps not a bad thing) got lost when the computer I am at seized when I hit SEND.



This hotel is a training centre for a variety of skills, including tourism
and basic computer skills, but some of their donated equipment is a little wonky. Included in that are the keyboards. So you’ll have to excuse some of the characters that don’t really work, but the keyboard I’m at is a standard English board that has been re-mapped to Spanish. So to use it properly I would have to remember where everything is on a Spanish board: something a bit beyond me today.

I’ve got today off as my cold is worse and today was to have been a very long one for me.

Let’s see if I can reconstruct things and mobbed pare it down a bit too...

We’ve really been have a fine time. The groups we’ve met with have been amazing. The ´sorghum´comment I made in my last was typical of the groups we have met.

A peasants co-op that is doing a whole bunch of things, but which got started with about $2000 from Horizons, the group we’re here with.

They used the two grand to build a brick kiln and buy some tin storage silos. Used bricks first to build a storage shed into which they put the silos. Then started selling bricks, paying co-op members in bricks for their work at the kiln (so they have the nicest houses in the district, some even have floors, though no electricity or water in the region).

The silos were combined with a micro credit programme. The peasants deposit their grain in the silos (these things are mebbe 2m tall and mebbe one around) and get the going harvest price for the stuff. They are charged 6% interested when the going rate is over 25%.

When, after a while when the harvest glut ends, the price goes up, they then sell their grain at a much higher price, they repay the advance plus interest and make much, much more profit than they used to.

Sounds a simple thing, but it has meant a huge improvement in people lives. Kids now going to school etc. Plus the grain merchants now have to deal with the co-op rather than with individual peasants, so there’s a sense of gaining some control there.

They’re also into soil conservation measures, building a small herd of pigs, family violence education, etc., etc. All funded by the 6%.

There were 25 of them at the meeting. All spoke of the differences this had made in their lives, some with tears. Quite moving.

They had decorated the shed with banners and balloons and little samples of their crops. Every once in a while the wind would push a balloon up against the tin roof and it would explode. Can’t believe people live in homes made of the stuff in this heat and sun.

Lots of stuff like that. Probably just as well the original message got lost as it was probably too hokey. SMILE.

I’ll do a separate message on the maquila sweatshops. Not good. Especially amazing when you consider that the ones we can get into are the ones the owners WANT us to see and test etc. so they can market their products as ‘approved´.

Some little detours to touristy things here and there. Our group leaders didn’t plan anything really, but Geri and I have our Lonely Planet (what else¿) and we’ve been able to do some stuff as a result. Puts things in context, historical and otherwise. Yesterday we had a meeting in a small village. PowerPoint presentation in a bamboo and thatch hut in a town with no paved roads in the sticks…bizarre...buts that’s another story.

Afterwards we visited a monument the village put up when they shot down a Somoza Air Force plane in 1979. It had been bombing them for months. Huge morale booster up here in the highlands when it happened. The villagers hauled the thing up the hill themselves and it’s quite the point of pride for the area.

The plane is on a concrete slab on a small hill overlooking the village. You look down and wonder why anyone would think there was anything needing bombing in the village, why it was bombed a few times a month for several years...nothing there, but people.

People.

Big Sandinista area. Since the revolution they’ve nearly unanimously elected FSLN folks at every level.

If what happened during the revolution wasn’t bad enough, this area was also the favourite target of the Contras as it is close to the Honduran border.

Another little anecdote. Spent some time with a NGO of ´radical social workers’ in a town of 45,000. 65% unemployment. No water system, no sewers. The town hospital I walked through and would have assumed was a decrepit prison ready for demolition if I hadn’t known.

Few houses are more than shacks with dirt floors.

The NGO has a clinic with a tech, a MD and two nurses. The MD makes $180 per month, compared to $800 for hospital (Ministry of Health) MDs, and much more for private MDs.

The hospital abides by the Nicaraguan constitution which says that healthcare is free (drafted by the Sandinistas after the revolution) in that it doesn’t charge for anything, but then like all public hospitals it can’t actually do much either. And what it does do is usually funded or supplied by WHO. There’s little or nothing of what we would consider the state or government here, outside the police and the military. And the police are definitely self-funding (i.e. they are paid little on the understanding that they will use their authority to extract cash from people, but will be around for the state when the shit hits the fan).

So it sends all its patients it can’t deal with and who can’t afford to go
private to the clinic.

One MD et al for 45,000 people.

Medicins sans frontiers used to run a dental clinic there, but it lost its
funding. No dentist around except for the very rich.

The NGO also runs a radio station and some other fun stuff. But most interesting was that everyone involved except one is 25 or younger. The idea was to bring kids from the youth programmes they run into admin positions. Really quite interesting.

There’s also a really interesting art therapy programme for kids who are the victims of family violence. The art gallery is quite frightening, angering, depressing.

The one over-25 is the priest from Quebec who started the thing (now grown into something quite impressive). A liberation theologist, he got the boot by the church, but still lives and works in the community.

The only other hospital I have seen is the ´Panadol Maternity Hospital’ in Managua. All ultra modern, hellishly expensive and sponsored by a drug company, run by a US ´health corporation.

Had a whole touristy day last week. Went to one of Nicaragua’s several active volcanoes. Lots of fartish-smelling smoke and lava roiling around. Reminds me of how I felt when I realized that while they don’t mention it on the nature programmes on TV, whales have REALLY bad breath.

Great signs telling you to hide under your car if lava bombs start up (I mean ACTIVE when I say active volcanoes) so you can be crushed to death under a really hot car. J

Odds and ends:

´Skull of the cat’ is a local corn-based moonshine. Avoid it.

Dioridiom is a village that prides itself on having a witch tradition that has survived hundreds of years of repression. Fun-looking spot. We just drove through, I am thinking we should have given ourselves free days at the end rather than at the beginning. That way we’d know where to spend our time.

Lots of US fundies around. If anything more conservative politically than the RC church, some here think there’s been an extra surge since the Sandinistas were elected. There’s so many of them that the forms you have to fill out at immigration and when checking into a hotel make on a mission´ an option under ´Reason for visit to Nicaragua´.

Clothes seemed amazingly cheap until we realized that almost all stores are selling second-hand stuff. Merchants buy at thrift shops in North America and then ship them down by the tonne.

We travel in a bus with the luggage on the roof. Got to watch it when in towns after dark and moving slowly. Last night some kids got up on the roof and were minutes away from untying the luggage and tossing it down as we moved along.

People here beg for food, not just money. And it’s not unusual for somebody to ask for your plate if you’re done but have food left.

53 universities, only two public, the rest private and most of them run by churches. Tuition runs about equal to unis in the US we were told. An engineering degree is worth about $14,000USD per year.

Despite the Sandinistas making schooling mandatory and free again, there are problems. School have shut down or been consolidated in the cities, folks outsides can’t afford transportation or materials. And there are way fewer spaces than needed.

Illiteracy has an odd demographic here. The Sandinistas copied the Cuban approach, got literacy well up there, but it has dropped since they lost the election in the early 1990´s. So illiteracy is getting close to 30%, but is concentrated in the 10-30 age group.

The biggest, nicest, cleanest and newest buildings are maquila factories. From the outside. Hellholes on the inside.

No public transportation systems (sold in the 90´s). Lots of ex-US school buses that barely slow down before a conductor jumps off and pushes people into place. They compete with each other to reach a stop with a lot of people and sometimes fights break out between conductors.



Buses are covered with prayers to Mary and Jesus re. getting them safely to their destination. Personally I think they could pay more attention to decent brakes and some driver training, easeup on the supernatural.

Cuba is shipping doctors and teachers here by the truckload. Venezuela is offering cheap oil, but the national oil company doesn’t own any refineries (sold in the 90´s) and the multinationals appear to be threatening some sort of boycott the subsidized oil.

Even up here in the highlands where support for the Sandinistas is very high, there’s a lot of anxiety about what the US will do. Their ambassador quite openly interferes in their elections, in a way Canada probably hasn’t ever seen, though mebbe the 1963 election that got Pearson elected would be closest.

At the moment the ambassador is trying to broker a merger of all the
right-wing parties so that the Sandinistas will face a united opposition next time. Plus there are always rumours of the US re-imposing the Cuba-like blockade it had in place in the 1980´s and 90´s.

People are just keeping their fingers crossed that the US is too busy in Iraq and Afghanistan to make Nicaragua a priority. A lot of the people we have spoken to say they voted Sandanista, but seem very surprised they were elected. It makes them nervous as for years Sandanista supporters would work on FSLN projects, but wouldn’t vote for them as a FSLN win would have meant the US starting the war again. Liberal governments were wildly unpopular, but people voted for them out of fear for the concequences of NOT voting for them.

If that makes any sense.

Armadillo and iguana crossing signs on the astoundingly bad (with the exception of the Pan-American Highway, the south end of the NAFTA-CAFTA highway system) roads.

Roads so bad sometimes cars will pass each other going in opposite
directions, each on the wrong side of the road as they try to avoid the worst potholes, all going 20kph.

Food good, people great. I’d come back to do this again (though less of the everybody do everything and more you go there and do your thing, I’ll go here and do mine would be good), or as a tourist.

Gotta go. Believe it or not, the first version was longer.


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Forgot...

Social safety net or whatever term you want to use has been privatized here. Just like health, it´s two-tiered.

The Sandinistas introduced fairly comprehensive if not too terribly
Generous (though given the state of the country in 1979...) programme. The governments which followed privatized it, but couldn’t eliminate it completely because of its popularity, and, I suspect, because those governments weren’t popular themselves, but elected because it meant the US wouldn’t start the war
again.

In any case, what happens now is that for anything vaguely a ´social
benefit´ in Canadian terms, you have a small amount of money from the government each month which can be directed to the commercial insurance company of your choice.

To that you add you own cash and that allows you to buy a package covering such things as EI, CPP, extended medical etc.

Of course in a country where the average wage is something like 200CAD a month not many can add much to what the government pays.

The insurance companies rely on the low incomes of so many of their clients whose premiums are paid by the government to act as a disincentive to legal action then a claim is filed and denied.

We had a chance to speak with some women who are trying to collect 3 months maternity leave they were denied by their (¿¿¿) insurance company.

They can’t afford a lawyer, the government’s responsibility begins and ends with the forwarding of the premiums, NGOs and women’s orgs and legal clinics are reluctant to take their cases because there’s no way to ensure a precedent is set that apply in future and each case will be fought tooth and nail by the insurance companies...

We were told there’s a growing tendency by a majority of Nicas to just ignore the social insurance system entirely as filing claims is a waste of time. The government simply keeps the money in such cases. The insurance companies are lobbying to make coverage (i.e. payments) mandatory.


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Geri asked me to add to our postcards the following. My words, but she provided the info and checked over a draft. This was a meeting she attended when I was sick.
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The group was the leadership of a women’s coffee co-op.

It was founded by former Sandinista fighters after the Contra War.
It’s more than slightly unusual in two respects.

While there were a great many co-ops formed as the guerrillas were disbanded and land reform made small plots of land available (to men for the most part) this one is open only to women and is also one which eventually included women veterans of both sides in the Contra War(essentially a civil war, though with one side funded by the US. Remember Ollie North¿).

The goals are to buy up enough land to make a model farm and to lobby the government to add to whatever they are eventually able to buy; to provide an example of practical reconciliation in the aftermath of the war, and to provide steady and reliable incomes for women and children (there were 3200 orphans in the region at the end of the Contra War)in an area where men are prone to substance abuse, selling land to large plantation owners at bargain basement
prices, buggering off with the land sale money to Costa Rica, and other stupid things.

Some women within the co-op hold plots of land ranging from one to eight hectares but many own no land directly. They contribute labour to the co-op instead. Currently about 70% of the land in the co-op is owned jointly with men, the remainder is owned by the members.

Men have a tendency to sell land in a bad year to get drunk or to do
something equally unproductive with the money. And almost all the land redistributed to landless agricultural labourers after the revolution went to men. Which meant over time much of it was concentrated back in the hands of large plantation owners.

The co-op is trying to find a niche where it can compete with the large
plantations or just avoid them completely by going into certified organic coffee production. Though it’s expensive to get certified.

They provide assistance in getting loans to women who want to join in order for them to acquire some land or to get certified. But the banks are reluctant to loan money to women without spouses, or without a spouse’s signature, and the assumption always is that title will go to a man of some sort. And the co-op is far from the point where it has the resources to loan money directly.

There was a funny bit when they talked about how much success they have had in transferring title from a male spouse to a female spouse when he is drunk.

In many ways it’s not funny as male partners almost always will their land to their oldest son, leaving their widow and other children dependent (if there’s enough land and if the oldest son feels like it) or destitute. So if the deed doesn’t get signed over when hubby is loaded...

There is also a long-standing tradition, with legal effect, which make a female spouse’s property the property of the male spouse on marriage.

The co-op works to get around this. They have gone from 120 former guerrilla veterans to over 600 clusters of growers/members. Geri doesn’t know how many, but likely in the 1000-2000 range.

They are still dirt poor for the most part, but significantly better off than they were and than the women in the region who are not members of the co-op.

While in a bad year the whole co-op might not see a Cordoba in profit
(Hurricane Mitch actually rolled things back a bit), there are some permanent improvements that everyone can see and use.

They built (with their own hands) a largish facility which they use as
everything from a dorm for members who have to travel a long way to attend meetings or training sessions (folks at Geri’s meeting had travelled most of the day prior to their meeting to attend, this is rough country), to a meeting space, to a training centre.

They also offer a literacy programme to members and encourage them to use it as a way to ensure that all members are able to participate fully in the co-op.

Geri was incredibly impressed by their confidence (they must have had a fair bit to start with given what they were) and their determination.

Problems still remain. The plantation owners, usually Nicas, aren’t happy with this development. Geri didn’t say but in this country if you are rich and unhappy about something it normally isn’t difficult to find a way of making the people you are unhappy with know about it.

There may or may not(I would think there is) be a connection between the above and the other two problems.

The co-op can grow, dry and deliver coffee beans, but it can’t roast them. For that they need much larger capital inputs then they currently are capable of. This is a problem because they need to pay the multinationals who own the roasting facilities to do it for them.

This, in turn, is a large part of the cost of production.

There are also bandits. Coffee beans are relatively valuable on a per kilo basis. Their carts/trucks are often robbed when the beans are being transferred to the roasting facilities. Neither the multinationals nor the plantation owners ever seem to be too concerned about where beans are from when someone they have never seen before shows up at their door looking to sell a couple of tonnes.

Geri had a great time overall, was really, really impressed and inspired. I’m really sorry I missed it.

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Maquila factories today and then we’re spending tomorrow travelling home via Houston.

Odd, in the highlands, to see cowboys heading home in the evening through town on their ponies, making cell phone calls. Should always keep the camera at the ready...

All the hotels we’ve stayed at have been great except for the one the group folks picked (not the one we chose for before they arrived) for Managua.

On the other hand, this morning I got to see a bunch of US christian bikers show up on their Harleys and check in.

Actually, mebbe that’s just another down side.

Unless something really interesting happens today, that’s it from me...
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The hotel was recommended by Lonely Planet (our bible), but as we left it with our Nica translator (he found stuff in it he wasn't aware of!), I can't get you the name right now. Mebbe after another cup of coffee. :sweatingbullets:

It was on a stretch of beach that is mnostly vacation homes for the wealthy between the villages of Masachapa and Pochomill on the Pacific coast. About a 2 hour (safe) drive from the airport in Managua.

Small (40 rooms), family-owned. Beach great, though the sand is volcanic (as you'd expect in Nicaragua) and so hotter than heck on a sunny day. Shoes needed.

Undertow metioned by staff at hotel, but so shallow a walkout into the water that I don't think we ever got far enough out to see.

Geri may have more.
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Indeed. We tend to compare Cuban 'lifestyles' to our own, ignoring the historical differences (which argeuably boil down to 'they are 'poor' because we are rich').

I don't think this was mentioned in the e-postcards I remembered to copy to myself and which have been posted here, but we had a number of conversations about Cuba whilst in Nicaragua. It's, both politically and economically, seen as an example or model. Mentioning that you have been there will make your some instant friends in a crowd.

In many regions there are more Cuban doctors and literacy workers/teachers than there are Nicaraguan staff. This is a new development for the most part, the result of the recent elections, so much commented upon.
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To add to Derek's comments. The poverty we saw was heartbreaking and left you feeling humble and helpless. When they spoke of Cuba and how rich the Cuban people were it surprised some of the people with whom we were travelling. Cuba was nirvana and North America was a hollywood movie, it was so far off their radar. They were not concerned about the "things" we have but about education, health care and a safe place to live and the ability to feed their children. They know Cubans have jobs and pride and can provide for their kids and they would be happy to be able to have that and they do not aspire to be us.

The sunset on the Pacific Ocean was beautiful. I took several pictures as it went down one night and they were all in the 1 minute time frame. It is a very fast sunset and our ocean front patio with the hammock was a great place to watch the sun go down. I even got to watch it come up once.
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Toronto-Vancouver by Train May 2010

Did we not report on our trip???

Photos here:

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Bahamas Jan 2010

Derek and I just returned from a week in Freeport at a time share complex called Taino Beach. It was quite cold for most of the week but we had a wonderful time with my oldest son David and his wife Terri. We each had our own condo, very well appointed. A beautiful place with a fully equiped kitchen. Two sitting rooms and a balcony with tables and chairs.

We spent a lot of time at Port Lucaya, where the cruise ships come in several times a week. We ate conch (conk) salad every day and it was awesome. It is the only place I ever have it and I can't get enough.

Terri lived there for a few years and so it was a real bonus that she knew a lot of people and it made us feel very much at home. we had a lot of fun watching the antics of young people from the cruise ships or from Florida on a junket.

Derek may add some of the fun things we saw. We met some great guys and wathed the performance of the Limbo King, who is a friend of Terri's. You can see him on you tube by looking for the Limbo King. The final time he put the bars atop 2 beer bottles and went under them. It was amazing. He also dit it with a young child laying across his knees when it was at the second lowest space. I would have said it was impossibe. He was not going to do it as Friday was Junkeroo Festival downtown but he knew we were leaving the next day and so decided to entertain us. It was so very special.

We have made friends and they have all invited us to return. David and Terri have invited us as well. SOooooooo I think it may happen.
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not sure how to explain conch. Texture is like squid. It is the meat from those very large Conch shells (sea shells) that you see to purchase. They are usually marinated and served in a salad with chopped tomato and hot sauce and something else (*Derek?) Thay are also served breaded but I do not like anything breaded. They must be fresh or they are very tough and rubbery with no taste. I have had them in a stew but prefer the salad where the conch is marinated but not cooked. They are chopped up as is the tomato. MMMMMMM
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Conch salad in the making...

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Italy March-April 2009

15 March 2009

Very fine time, we really lucked into a great apartment. The Duomo (cathedral) is right across the street from us. Great views, even from the toilet. Apartment itself just dandy.

We're splitting the cooking most, but not all nights with Anne and John. Makes for even more fun as shopping for food and cooking supplies becoming a big part of the week and a hell of a lots of fun, though waildly fattening. Losts of samples available at each stand or shop, plus the smells, plus the little restaurants around the market are fantastic.

City hasn't changed much, even some of the restaurants we loved 8 years ago are still going strong. Noticeably less turnover in syuch things here as opposed to home. And I could I recognized some regualrs from our last trip at a place we spent a lot of time at when last here.

With advanced reservations can now finally say have been through the Uffici. Wow, but the collection is more christian than the pope. Should have read up on the stories behind much of it as I think it would have made more sense, been more appreciated by me. Not worth asking Geri as all I get is a rant about the church, christianity and the bastards who run the joint. LOL

Time for another cappucino, look for another e=postcard at some point.

SA; please for to Helen as I of course forgot to place her address in my webmail addressbook.

18 March 2009:

Last day I'll bother to hit a cybercafe for a while, so...

The Great Dink Hunt that I began our last trip to Italy continues, with much success if I do say so myself. I even bagged a Grand Dink the other day, thanks to Anne who spotted it from 50m away.

LOL

Dink is a brand of scooter. Fascinates me to watch it. Not just for the adolescent giggle (though that's definitely there) but also as it's my barometer of globalization. As English becomes more predominent it should disappear as a brand name and when it does we will all know that global capitalism has peaked; there will be no more Dinks.

Ahem.

Speaking of capitalism, Geri made the pillgramage to the flagship Ferragamo shop. It's a bad year; she could find lots of beautiful shoes but none that were really comfortable. So she bought only one pair.

I shall be working an additional 27 calendars days...

Still, we got to intro Anne and John to the joint. Fun to see the looks on their faces.

My waistline is actually in decline despite the food and the wine. Much, much, much walking. Love this city. Can't imagine why the Italians think they can keep Italy to themselves, wish they would all just move away and leave all the good stuff behind (chefs and vineyard workers excepted of course).

Though I have yet to convince Geri to let me try the Florentine specialty; tripe. Wll have to sneak away for a while and grab some as can't while she is sitting next to me.

The search for a bad bottle of Italian wine continues. Or as my podcast language lessons would say; la cercare continuare. We are applying ourselves diligently to the cause, but as yet no luck. More later...

Geek note; guides for tour groups now have low-power transmitters and their charges receivers with ear buds. Makes for much quieter times at sights and in museums.

Also recommended; Rick Steves podded audio guides through the Uffici and the Accademia. Lots of detail on major pieces and such. And free. Unlike the provided guidie thingees.

The weather has been perfect. Into the low 20's as the highs now. Cool mornings. Perfect for walking, then a long slow lunch with a cold beer or wine, then more walking.

Apartment still has spectacular views of the building which I would place in a tie with the Taj Mahal for most beautiful I have seen.

Anne and John to Paris Friday, we to Levanto for a few days wandering the Cinque Terra, then on to whenever we decide upon (while deciding we will doubtless be engaged in the La Cercare).

Birthday was fab. Champers on the Piazza del Duomo. Then shopping at the market for dinner, then dinner and another of our taste-test evenings for the three who drink red (Geri looses out on this score with her allergies).

Yes, I feel wiser, if that can be believed, but no, not older. I shall just have to continue to compensate for age as best I can with inceasingly immature behaviours I expect.

'See' you here in a week or so...

23 March 2009

Did you hear the one about the Acrophobe (that's me) and the High Heeled Hussey?

I'm desperately afraid of heights and Geri's years at the cash at Dominion mean she needs fairly high heels to keep her spine straight.

Yesterday we did the second most demanding of the stages of the Cinque Terra hike. Because we had gotten to the start point the day before we skipped it yesterday am and went straight onto the trail. So we didn't see the notice that it was closed due to a landslide.

Some very nasty bits but we made it. Never so glad to have a beer in my life, and that means something coming from me. Scuttling over trees and dirt and boulders all 100m off the sea...only thing more scarey was going back the way we had come. At one point a couple of days ago we inched along a path over the sea and came upon a suspension bridge. Thought that would be the end of me. It was at least 100m long, and bouncy. So when you bounced up flying dinosaurs would bite off your head, when you bounced low the pirates would cut out your gizzard and feed it to the crocs 2km below.

Well, mebbe 20m long and no dinosaurs or pirates, but there could have been crocs down below.

OK, 10m long. But a very, very, very long 10m when you're afraid of heights. :-)

Geri (well, her shoes really) gots lots of second looks from the other morons on the trail who hadn't seen the notice.

:-)

The other folks on the trail all seem to be really intense hikers with their carbon fibre walking sticks and funny suits and $500 daypacks. Whom we seemed to pass alot. All that Y time is paying off? I was especially surprised by the number of kids who seemed to have trouble with the steep bits.

At the end of one stage was 400 steps up and then, just as you come over the top, a very nice seafood restaurant (they all are here) with very cold beer. We didn’t see it at first and so we walked all around the town looking for a place to sit in the sun and drink our beer. Finally up a few stairs around a few corners and there it was Voila!, we were there. and there we stayed. The sight over that last step as a flat bit came into view and as the smell of beer came wafting on the breeze...THAT dear friends and family, is what heaven should be like.

Not doing the fourth stage as it is the least scenic. Which, frankly, would be OK to do as far as I am concerned as 'scenic' seems to mean vertical views (read 'death scenes'). They are beautiful, I would have to look, would enjoy for 2 seconds and then the acro-anxiety would set in and I'd hyper ventilate and grab the wall. One night I had nothing but falling dreams and slept terribly.

[turns out that section was also closed to to slides]

But, for the views and the 1200 photos I took, I am glad we did this.

Speaking of views, the towns here are AMAZING little picture postcards, each of the five. Imagine Peggy's Cove translated into medieval Italy, then replace the bog at the back (a very nice bog it is too Brenda) with mountains. Amazingly pretty.

Even without the hiking great views and such. And there are train stations in each, a €10 pass gets you all kinds of access plus free trainfare between them and the towns outside and either end for 3 days.

The continued walking means I am now down almost 4kgs from when we left, assuming this hotel's scale about as accurate as the one at home. So I am almost as pretty as the Cinque Terra.

This part of the trip was Geri's idea, and a good one. Among other things this area is one of the few in Italy that takes white wine seriously, and after Tuscany (where they about spit when you mention it) she is having a fine time. No longer persecuted for being allergic to red.

Even the steepest hillsides here are covered with terraced strips of olive and lemon groves and vinyards.

Having great lunches, but no real dinners. Yesterday we had spectacular raw anchovies in a lemon and oil marinade. I could live on that. But on our way back to our hotel the first night we found a bar, nipped in for a drink and it turns out they pretty much feed us while we have a couple and read or plan the next few days. Most Italian bars do that, but this place does it so well we haven't any need for dinner after. We just flop and try to be nice to our feet, or sit on our terrace and do postcards.

Today just regular waking, packing for the train to Sorrento and then a bus to Positano. On the upside, the cliffs there can't be any higher than they are here, plus the exposure seems to be helping me a bit. Out the window just to my right is a 15m drop to a road that would normally bother me, provide a reasonably noticeable adrenaline charge. Nothing.

Pitons anyone? :-)

29 March 2009

Quite a lot to report, and only 20 minutes on my cafe card, this might be a two-parter. But fear not as this is also likely my last as we return home.

We had a mostly fine travel day to Positano, made all our connections straightforwardly, one was even on the same track, just a matter of standing around. The CircumVesuivus train was much fun, dunno why it seems to make people nervous. The US-based guides all are rather tense about it. Great graffitti. Naples like a bit like St. John/Hamilton/Port Alberni, only with better seafood.

But Vicki and Marjorie must be made to pay for the bus ride from Sorrento to Positano! Big time! It was a nightmare. Road is have in the cliff face and half out over it, the last 10km anywhere from 50 to 150m off the sea. Weaves back and forth and the driver outbound was clearly a cowboy, talking to passengers, trying to pick up Aussie travellers, even talking on his mobile and at one point sending a text while driving.

Geri didn't know to take her Gravol and so was quite ill from the weaving and sharp turns, my acrophobia came back big time after easing somewhat with exposure in the Cinque Terre.

Yeech!

We arrived, discovered too that the town is pretty much vertical, had a long walk down towing our luggage. Geri is now at the point where she thinks 1.5 suitcases and her weekend bag are still too much and is actually talking about further reducing it all next time. Positano did her in I think. That's how vertical it was.

After we got settled we went out for three very fast beers and dinner, and much hysterical talk about the bus ride out. Aside from my acrophobia, the driver really was a cowboy as we thought from the other, some regular, passengers' reactions. Plus on the way back it was a much better, if slower, ride.

Positano beautiful though, but awfully touristy. Way more than the Cinque Terre. And because it was off-season it was cheap and tourist-free mostly, but many things were closed and so the attraction of the place re. food and such was limited. There was really only one restaurant open for example. Frankly, while it was a pretty place, it wasn't a whole lot prettier than the Cinque Terre.

Warmer though, and we had a great cheap room in a backpacker pensione with a big terrace. which we used a lot to have lunch in and such, spent some time lying around on it reading once the town was explored. Great leg workout though.

Owner jolly and helpful. We'd go back just to lie around and tan, read.

Local food heavily seafood, all good, but again, Cinque Terre just-as and cheaper.

We heard several rumours of there being some bad wine in town while there and followed them up. Nothing. We continue to follow the trail, wherever it leads us.

:-)

One night I walked to dinner along the 'road' (stairway and walkway really) from our hotel after smoking a joint and was able to look down without trouble. Miracle cure for acrophobia???

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Let's see, where was I???

Our impressions of the town and the ride out were confirmed by some women we met from Montreal. One way around it is to be a rich backpacker as we discovered when two young women from the US showed up at our pensione after getting out of the Mercedes limo that had driven them to Positano from Sorrento.

Limoed backpackers??? Why, when I was a kid... :-)

The other nice thing about the food was that wherever you went for dinner, and there weren't many choices open while we were there, it was always less than 50 horizontal metres home, but always 500+ steps vertically. ;-)

But I could tell within hours of arriving that it wouldn't be my favourite part of the trip: no or very few Dinks to be found in Positano. :-)

On the way home we booked a Positano Porter, a small truck and two large men to have out luggage deliver from the pensione to the bus stop. Whew!

We couldn't get out on the sea to get photos of the town and area as nothing along those lines is yet open. So mostly we chilled, tanned and dank wine and beer on our terrace. Sometimes even with clothes on.

The trip back was uneventful, though Geri's allergies were turning into bronchitis. Even lucked into a Eurostar for the return trip Napoli-Firenz, so it was a fast three hours rather than the roughly 7 it would have taken otherwise. On the Sorrento-Napoli train had a nice if odd chat with a Polish injured construction worker in Italian.

We're back here in Firenze for four full days of filling-in the blanks. Geri had a doctor drop by the hotel last night and some drugs to take, so perhaps tomorrow we'll start doing the few day trips out of town we want to do to one or two of the surrounding hill towns, then mebbe collapse for a day in a bar with a terrace on some rooftop with a good book or two, in anticipation of podding our way home again (almost looking forward to it, and have been on more than one long trip where one of those first class pod seats would have been the highlight of the whole trip). :-)

General observation: much public eco-propaganda, plus things like (for those few still using disposeables I hope) battery recycling boxes at spots where tourists would likely be taking lots of photos, lots of solar systems (acive and passive) on private homes' roofs and office buildings.

One regret: I didn't start my Italian lessons early enough and am now much better, but only just in time to leave.

Unanticipated upside: Geri getting many gardening ideas. Comes as compensation for the allergic reactions to so early a spring (for us anyway).

My scarf (b-day present from Anne and John) makes me look so Italian all kinds of people ask me for directions whilst I am wearing it.

Had best food experiment: typical Florentine tripe (trippa) for dinner last night. Shredded cow stomach in tomato sauce. Yum. Really.

Best bar: our local in Levanto, definitely. Friendly staff and regulars, great free food to go with the drinks. And it didn't hurt that the white was DOC Cinque Terre and quite good, the beer always Italian and cold. And it was on the edge of the Cinque Terre, my favourite part of the trip. If you're ever going, we'd also recommend our hotel there.

Best internet cafe: Cafe Ricasoli. Have a cappuccino and croissant with your e-mail. And they treat repeat customers like old friends.

Best cappucino: no such thing. All great. Ditto the expresso. Even in train stations etc.

Best red: Any DOC Montalcino. The poor person's Brunello, normally from the same vineyards too.

Best whites: the DOC Cinque Terres we tried. But this ain't Austria. Guess we'll have to flop in Vienna again sometime soon so Geri can have a whites vacation as this was definitely a reds month.

1 April 2009

We're doing our family gift shopping this morning and then packing this afternoon. So this really is the last.

Two day trips by regional buses to report. An hour of fun on the bus got us to Siena the day before last. Nice, but very upscale, non-gritty compared with Firenze. The spot to shop if you're prepared to spend lots.

Fab lunch though. Little family spot with 9 tables. Father does the menu from memory, rest of the family cooks and serves. Great pasta, best pigeon I've ever eaten. Best part: with the exception of the beak they left the head on, the way small birds are supposed to be cooked. Yummy. Cook saw me attacking with a knife and fork and popped out to tell me to use my fingers. Trattoria del Torro if you're ever in the neighbourhood, bizarrely just off one of the streets leading into the Piazza del Campo.

San Gimagnano yesterday. Rain aside, didn't really hugely enjoy as is way,way touristy. But we did get of the local white, which is very fine and pretty much the only DOC white from Tuscany I think. I'm glad we didn't book a room there to stay for a few days as it's just wall-to-wall clip joints. Though with very pretty facades and such.

I did buy a pair of Italian classic loafers there though; at Geri's insistence of course. :-)

Last night we had our fancy and expensive dinner of the trip. Food OK. Hideously expensive though. Must have been the cover for being able to watch the cooking on a video monitor. :-)

Off to the market for some oil and other food makings, perhaps a bottle or two, then an afternoon packing before we retire to a local bar to debrief. And to talk about the next trip. Southern France with a side of Barcelona is up there, but so is the Croatian etc coast down to Istanbul. And then there's that free hotel room in Buenos Aires...plus if Geri doesn't get some heavily oaked white into her soon we may have to find a way to get to Australia soon.

Up at 4 tomorrow to make our flight to Frankfurt, then into our pods and home.

Geri's youngest is opening a used bookshop in Toronto on Saturday, so perhaps back into Toronto on Friday, for sure on Saturday.

Guess that's all the news that was...sigh. Back to the world. But at least we're returning via pods. What a difference exec class makes. I'm actually not only not dreading the flight, I'm kinda looking forward to climbing into my pod, ordering up some plonk and watching a couple of new release films b